Tangent Tuesday

Today, I felt like James......and the Giant Peach! No. No. No. I am just being "snarky." Co-worker T took a lot of crap today and of course I had to get my jab in. It all started from one guy at work. Could it be that that one guy is not comfortable in his own masculinity and harasses T. because he doesn't have same confidence T. does? (just teasing).

Is there anyone out there that likes Acrobat 6.0? I know two days into it I am longing for the 5.0 version that 6.0 made me remove. 6.0 has funked up my Word program, now every time I open Word I get an error message that says something about Acrobat and disabling Macros. It's a freaking blank document and there are no macros in my Word templates. NOT HAPPY!

It was a crappy day where I didn't get a single project finished! I have business cards printed but need to cut; an external newsletter 1/3 written; an internal newsletter shell built and commencement programs screaming at me to begin. Reminds of David Bowie's song Pressure. Hey T. that would be my theme song. Yippee, finally I have a theme song.

Tangent Tuesday: Why are jock straps butt-less? Why can they build them into a regular pair of tighty whities so that they won't be so obvious when the football guys get all sweaty and their uniforms become transparent? The sports bra is a full bra and doesn't just strap around the breast.

Tangent Tuesday: Is it true that mice can't fart? If you set out a soda pop and they drink it, is it true they will explode?

Ice's dilemma:
Would You Rather...
Have your butt get a little bigger every time you lie
—OR—
never be able to lie again?

I'm doing everything in my power to reduce the size of my butt now, I chose never be able to lie again. Just don't ask me questions that start out "Do I look...."