Mellow

I've moved on from that database evil and have decided that I am a little too blond to teach myself that crap! That is until I can get my hands on a reference book at least! But I've moved on to my next quest - getting web pages to post to a pdf! The more forms I can create for the web, the less I have to depend on the print shop to print - I won't go on that rant tonight! I was hired to write and have turned into a mechanical artist for forms! Not sure what that says about my writing skills?

I was all reved up to post the most intriguing blog on the drive home but after my microwave taquitos and my hour soak in the tub with my book - I have mellowed drastically and really don't have a rant.

Co-worker T. says that I can't opt out of Ice Chick's Dilemma that I have to chose. It's the mental pictures that I object to! Take yesterday's dilemma for example where one had to chose from posing nude for a magazine or or dancing naked, I read co-worker T.'s response then I had this awful mental picture of him doing a jig buck naked. I have to work with him and really don't need that sort of mental picture! Quite honestly, I can't visualize T. dancing. He just doesn't look like a dancer to me. lol

Okay, I'll be a trooper. The dilemma of the day is :

Would You Rather...

Shave the hair off the back and butt of an 85-year-old man with a straight-edge razor

-OR-

clip the yellow, brittle toenails of his 80-year-old wife?

Senior citizen's are usually cold so the old man is gonna need the hairy back and arse for warmth plus an old man's butt is the last thing I want to see! My question is why his wife just doesn't bite her toenails off like the rest of us? Since she doesn't guess I'd do it for her.